Mambo.
I've tried four times.
It seems that mambo music makes me angry... Hulk Smash! Grrrrr!
I really really don't like mambo music. It grates against my soul, it bludgeons my mind, and destroys my good humour. I might as well try to dance to the screetching of fingernails on a chalkboard.
Mambo music was discovered by a man who fell down the stairs with an armload of percussion instruments... after which, he went, "that was interesting! Let's make a dance out of it!"
I will NOT be dancing mambo this year.
Or perhaps ever.
My time would be better spent sanding off my fingerprints. Or perhaps chewing glass.
Posted by Edwin at September 25, 2006 11:23 PM