So, like, I'm trying to get a TV signal out of my new graphics card and, like, you know, it's not working because computers are totally crap and all, so I'm plugging and unplugging stuff and reading the documentation (I'm SO SURE) and getting nowhere, when I find that one of my plugs isn't (plugged, you know), so I plug it, but then remember that I have to boot with it in so the card can, like, autodetect the TV because it TOTALLY won't send to it if it's not there, so I power down, plug, and then poke the power button.
Nothing happens. The computer won't start.
BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER!
I struggle against my first instinct, unplug and replug a few random connectors on the mobo and it, like, totally boots and sends to the TV and, like, tubular dude! I'm going to be on TV!