April 27, 2004

Perfume

I used to laugh at people who complained about "odor sensitivity" stuff... jeez.

But now I have more sympathy. There is a lady in our office who wears a particularly noxious perfume... it's hard to be around it, burns my nose, and makes the whole breathing thing uninspiring.

It's funny, I can walk through the building and I can tell if she was at any given location in the last five or ten minutes.

Right now she is doing stuff in the storeroom behind my cell... hopefully I won't fall over from holding my breath.

People, wearing perfume causes your nose cells to curl up and die, and then you put more perfume on, which kills more cells, and so on in this tight death spiral. Take it easy on the spritzer! Just because you can't smell yourself, doesn't mean you aren't stunning your co-workers!

Posted by Edwin at April 27, 2004 02:41 PM
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About the perfume. Eat beans and cabbage. Wait for the gas. Visit the offender and fight fire with fire. Cheap beer the night before sometimes helps when you wish to be loaded for bear. Rick out.

Posted by: Rick at April 28, 2004 08:03 PM
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